I really don't like Kate Upton. And no, it's not because she has some belly action on her, I just think she looks a bit girl-on-the-corner. #sorryimnotsorry
Nothing drives me crazy like OBVIOUSLY fake purses. They aren't even cute! Go to target and get a perfectly adorable purse for the same price. #sorryimnotsorry
Condiments are the most disgusting things in the entire world. Ketchup, mayo, mustard...GROSS. #sorryimnotsorry
I don't find Brad Pitt attractive. Jusssst can't see it. #sorryimnotsorry
Erin Andrews, no thanks. #sorryimnotsorry
There is nothing sexier than a man with an accent. Not talking from London - I'm talking Southern. There's just something about that twang. #sorryimnotsorry
I don't see how girls wear four inch heels on the reg. How do you people walk in them? Flats for the win. #sorryimnotsorry
I have no tolerance. If you feed me shots all night, I might throw up on you. #sorryimnotsorry
If you run into me on the street, there's a good chance that I'll have at least one monogram or bow on me. #sorryimnotsorry
When someone gets into the self checkout line and they don't know what they are doing slash take forever, I want to punch them. #sorryimnotsorry
If my house ever caught on fire (and we all made it out safe), I would cry first over all of the books I just lost. Nerd alert. #sorryimnotsorry
I get really into March Madness. Super competitive and I will cut you if you beat me in my bracket. #sorryimnotsorry
I could do on and on and on about our wedding. I have a HUGE major wedding obsession and I just want to dream about them all day long. #sorryimnotsorry
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I'm sure that a week down the road I will think of about a hundred more things I could add in. That always happens to me and I hate it! Like that really good comeback that you think of...five minutes after you've already left the situation.
And for reals for a second: If you ever REALLY truly believe in something, don't ever apologize for that. We don't all have to agree on everything, people.
