aka - Kim Kardashian vs. Duchess Kate.
E! News online had the audacity to compare the pregnancy outfits that the two have been wearing lately. Obviously there is NO comparison between the two. One is classy and good, while one is so completely trashy and evil and the worst thing that's ever graced our televisions. Glad I got that out.
I knew that I had to take it upon myself to show how there truly is no comparison...and of course I'm sharing that with you today.
1. Belting in the early stages
While I don't LOVE Kate's belt, it really does fit with her outfit and slim her figure - but like she really needed help there, uhhh no. Kim's belt? Who does she think she is, a WWE wrestling diva?! Did she just win the world championship by chair slamming John Cena?
2."Classy" Dresses
I'm pretty sure that's what E! called it, and I'm positive that's never what I would call Kim's dress. There's so much going on! Ruffles, lace, sheer, leather. And maybe she wants to talk to the people who "custom make" all of her maternity clothes, because I see a little cottage cheese peeping through the front.
3. Black Lace
Kate is perfect here, as usual. Seriously, give me your hair. Kim, well not so much. Here we go AGAIN with the leather. Enough already! And wearing a big bird costume is not going to make people stop calling you a whale, Kim.
4. Wearing Long Coats
Hey Kim, we all know that you have oogles and oogles of money. How about you spend some of it on coats that actually fit you? Here's three examples of coats that you can't even button! Take a lesson from Kate, she's doing it perfectly. AS ALWAYS.
5. Plaid
Even while in a really awkward hockey (or is that called something else over there?) Kate still looks 870924235 times better than Kim. Lose the boobage and button your shirt, why dontcha?
6. Pantone Color of the Year
Do I even have to point out how perfect Kate looks? Again on Kim, no one wants to see your boobs that much. And that face just SCREAMS porn star. Which of course, you sort of are.
7. Fur
Ok I have to point out Kanye's shoes. What are those?! I like this picture of Kate because it's one of the first ones where you can tell that she is having a baby. Gain that weight girl! It looks good on you. Kim also gained weight in the form of a Cruella d'Vil jacket. Fitting.
8. Evening Gowns
Hey Porn star, so glad you could come to this classy event.
I hope she took notes.
And honorable mention goes to my girl B.Spears. You know I love you, but that dress with those shoes? Even the people in good ol' Kentwood were probably wondering what was up with that.
