aka - Kim Kardashian vs. Duchess Kate.
E! News online had the audacity to compare the pregnancy outfits that the two have been wearing lately. Obviously there is NO comparison between the two. One is classy and good, while one is so completely trashy and evil and the worst thing that's ever graced our televisions. Glad I got that out.
I knew that I had to take it upon myself to show how there truly is no comparison...and of course I'm sharing that with you today.
1. Belting in the early stages
While I don't LOVE Kate's belt, it really does fit with her outfit and slim her figure - but like she really needed help there, uhhh no. Kim's belt? Who does she think she is, a WWE wrestling diva?! Did she just win the world championship by chair slamming John Cena?
2."Classy" Dresses
I'm pretty sure that's what E! called it, and I'm positive that's never what I would call Kim's dress. There's so much going on! Ruffles, lace, sheer, leather. And maybe she wants to talk to the people who "custom make" all of her maternity clothes, because I see a little cottage cheese peeping through the front.
3. Black Lace
Kate is perfect here, as usual. Seriously, give me your hair. Kim, well not so much. Here we go AGAIN with the leather. Enough already! And wearing a big bird costume is not going to make people stop calling you a whale, Kim.
4. Wearing Long Coats
Hey Kim, we all know that you have oogles and oogles of money. How about you spend some of it on coats that actually fit you? Here's three examples of coats that you can't even button! Take a lesson from Kate, she's doing it perfectly. AS ALWAYS.
5. Plaid
Even while in a really awkward hockey (or is that called something else over there?) Kate still looks 870924235 times better than Kim. Lose the boobage and button your shirt, why dontcha?
6. Pantone Color of the Year
Do I even have to point out how perfect Kate looks? Again on Kim, no one wants to see your boobs that much. And that face just SCREAMS porn star. Which of course, you sort of are.
7. Fur
Ok I have to point out Kanye's shoes. What are those?! I like this picture of Kate because it's one of the first ones where you can tell that she is having a baby. Gain that weight girl! It looks good on you. Kim also gained weight in the form of a Cruella d'Vil jacket. Fitting.
8. Evening Gowns
Hey Porn star, so glad you could come to this classy event.
I hope she took notes.
And honorable mention goes to my girl B.Spears. You know I love you, but that dress with those shoes? Even the people in good ol' Kentwood were probably wondering what was up with that.
I'm so glad someone else agrees with me about Kim...trashy trashy trashy! I think you should dress modestly when you're pregnant...not unstylishly but not in crazy leather it just looks extra trashy on a pregnant woman. Kate is a style icon even while pregnant.
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Jordyn
www.thefairyprincessdiaries.com
This is awesome! I am glad there is someone else in this world who detests Kimmy K as much as she worships Kate.
ReplyDeleteI honest to god gagged at every Kim outfit. Thank goodness you had pictures of flawless Kate or I probably would have never gotten through it.
Kim and Kaye are the grossest people on the planet, I am dreading the day they drop that baby.
Glamour mag seriously did the exact same thing in a recent article and pretty much slammed Kim--there is really no comparison.
ReplyDeletegreat post! Kate is such a classy lady!!! and beautiful! cant wait to see her baby!!!
ReplyDeleteI seriously thought I was the only person on the planet who CAN NOT STAND Kim K! I'm routinely disgusted that she is famous for a video tape scandal! She is the farthest thing from classy as you could get!!!! Ugh... let me stop now before I go off on some crazed tangent on how much I really do not like the her and what she represents! Kate on the other hand... she's my homegirl!!! :)
ReplyDeleteI can't wait for the royal baby to be born. How sad is that? I'm also hoping that it's birth means a national holiday aka a day off work, like the royal wedding necessitated. xx
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I can't stand Kim and Kanye especially together... aaaand I want to be Kate... that is all ;)
ReplyDeletepreach on sistah. Kim K makes me want to vomit BUY SOME MATERNITY CLOTHES or better yet, just wear clothes that fit PERIOD. Geeeez. As always though, Kate is flawlessly beautiful.
ReplyDeleteI love Kate so much. I just wand to be her, ya know?
ReplyDeleteAnd Kim definitely always looks like she is trying to be a porn star/pregnant lady. Those two looks just DON'T go together.
I love Kate so much. I just wand to be her, ya know?
ReplyDeleteAnd Kim definitely always looks like she is trying to be a porn star/pregnant lady. Those two looks just DON'T go together.
I love Kate so much. I just wand to be her, ya know?
ReplyDeleteAnd Kim definitely always looks like she is trying to be a porn star/pregnant lady. Those two looks just DON'T go together.
I love Kate so much. I just wand to be her, ya know?
ReplyDeleteAnd Kim definitely always looks like she is trying to be a porn star/pregnant lady. Those two looks just DON'T go together.
That royal baby is due mid-July and I'm preeeetty sure it is going to be born on my birthday ;) I can't get over Kim's knockers. Holy Hello Huge.
ReplyDeleteseriously, who compares Kim and Kate, really. ahhhh to be a real life princess...maybe Kate needs a 2nd sister.
ReplyDeletecan we just talk about how you actually used a pro wrestlers name in your post? does that mean you watch it or did you have to google that? either way, i am proud of your commitment :)
ReplyDeleteah, this post is so spot on
ReplyDeleteSo....Kim looks like Ursala from the Little Mermaid in her "classy dress."
ReplyDeleteIt makes me sick to think people even compare the two. Kim need to take her cottage cheese and go hide somewhere until she pops out that demon child.
ReplyDeleteI've never seen much of Kim in the media etc. I didn't realize her clothes were that bad!!! She's straight tacky. People are saying everyone is calling her fat etc when she's just pregnant which that is wrong...but she seriously needs to learn how to dress for her body type pregnant or not pregnant.
ReplyDeletehate kim. she really is evil. and i love b spears but what is she thinking?!
ReplyDeleteOmg...Kim is a hot mess. How do you make a baby bump look trashy?!?!?!
ReplyDeleteKate is just so beautiful!
ReplyDeletehmm, i think you're not a fan of kim? haha. i don't mind her and i will embarassingly admit that i watch keeping up with the kardashians on occassion. but she has just been dressing not so good for a curvy pregnant girl - she's just making herself look bigger. her people need to talk to her.
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Oh my! There is no comparison with these 2! What is E thinking? Kim needs to get outta here!
ReplyDeleteI agree with you so much on everything. And can we just point out: Kate is carrying her husband's baby. Kim, well not so much.
ReplyDeleteThis. Everything about this.
ReplyDeleteI pretty much think all of these about Kim on a daily basis. She looks absolutely terrible and E! is so obsessed with her "maternity fashion". No that's just trashy "fashion".
ReplyDeleteI love this. I'm actually starting to feel really bad for Kim - she has absolutely no grasp of reality. I'm concerned her child is going to be bundled in leather and sporting porn star makeup before they leave the hospital. Save the children.
ReplyDeleteOh my goodness, how can they even compare them?! They are like night and day... completely different ends of the spectrum! Team Kate!
ReplyDeleteLikeeee really what are the smoking even attempting to campare them. CRAY freaking CRAY.
ReplyDeleteBasically the only two things these women have in common is that that A. Are preggo and B. Breath!
oh vey! :)
I think Kim's pregnancy fashion is embarrassing. I know that sounds weird but she's going to be a mom and she's dressing like she belongs in one of Kanye's videos. Can we also talk about how she's still married to Kris and she's running around pregnant with Kanye's baby?? I think it's awful - I was going to say in poor taste but I think that sums up most of what the Kardashian's do.
ReplyDeleteOkay, dismounting my high horse.
I love this post. Seriously made me smile :).
ReplyDeleteI love Kate. Like I sometimes think we're actual friends... but... she needs to gain weight. I don't like Kim one bit (especially her awful closet) so they have ZERO comparison, plus they have two different body types. Slutty and classy.
ReplyDeleteI love you for this post. Like seriously. And how do I sign up for a Kate pregnancy and skip the Kardash pregnancy..... I mean seriously. Happy Friday eve friend! Miss you! Come back to me soon please and thank you!
ReplyDeleteI seriously cannot stand Kim K. Basically the entire family, but mostly her. I don't get the whole thing. Kate? LOVE.
ReplyDeleteIs Kim's baby growing in her boobs? Really now, there is nothing normal or natural about what her boobs are doing in these outfits.
ReplyDeleteI would die if I could look half as awesome/classy as Kate when I become pregnant someday. She's Mary Poppins for sure.
I don't pay attention to celebrity stuff, other than what I read on blogs (just found you, BTW! yay!), but what little I do see of the Kardashians just makes me exhausted.
ReplyDeletePrincess Kate is amazing, though, and I actually did watch the entire royal wedding. A few months after. On DVR. That's the last time I've watched anything celebrity- or awards show-related. :) It was worth it, love her!
xoxo,
Gayle | Grace for Gayle