First things first: Boys II Men was amazing. Those guys can JAM still. I wanted more of them. I was slightly embarrassed for 98 Degrees. And NKOTB put on one of the best shows I've ever seen. I was NOT expecting that. And their new stuff is actually pretty good...
What I was expecting, and what I got to see, was 30 year old women LOSING THEIR MINDS all night.
As you probably would, I spent most of the time listening to the music, but watching these women lose their minds. It was HILARIOUS.
But then I realized I couldn't really make fun of them...because I would be that woman crying and jumping up and down if Nsync ever did a reunion tour.
Look y'all - Joey even wants one! But now he looks like this because we all know it would never ever happen.
I think we all know the reason said tour would never ever ever ever happen. That reason is Mr. Justin Timberlake. I don't think he knows how many people he is disappointing, because he's over there in la-la land with J.Biel and Jay-Z and Beyonce living the life. So I would like to let him know.
Dear Justin,
Hi. Remember me? I'm just one of the million fans who helped you get to where you are today. Do I like your new stuff? UHHH DUH. Did I enjoy your movies? UHHH DUH. (But mainly because I got to stare at your pretty self for 2 hours.)
But forget about all that shit. What we want is an NSYNC reunion tour. We all know that the rest of the guys are pro tour, so it's 100% you that is denying us of our dreams.
If Jessica could find it in her heart to forgive you for being a man-whore, I KNOW that the guys will forgive you for not inviting them to your wedding. (But seriously, that was rude. RULLL rude.)
I've now seen 98 Degrees and BSB (but don't worry, NSYNCer for life) at their reunion tours, and it just made me sad. I need some digital get down, just got paid, booty rockin in my life.
We forgave you for your cornrow phase, I think we could forgive you for taking so long to do a reunion tour. Also, all of us are working girls now, so we could afford to pay the outrageously priced ticket that will accompany said tour.
JUST GET IT TOGETHER. Until then, I'll keep watching my Live at Madison Square Garden DVD to hold me over.
