Dear Justin Timberlake...

First things first: Boys II Men was amazing. Those guys can JAM still. I wanted more of them. I was slightly embarrassed for 98 Degrees. And NKOTB put on one of the best shows I've ever seen. I was NOT expecting that. And their new stuff is actually pretty good...

What I was expecting, and what I got to see, was 30 year old women LOSING THEIR MINDS all night. 
As you probably would, I spent most of the time listening to the music, but watching these women lose their minds. It was HILARIOUS. 
But then I realized I couldn't really make fun of them...because I would be that woman crying and jumping up and down if Nsync ever did a reunion tour. 

Look y'all - Joey even wants one! But now he looks like this because we all know it would never ever happen.

I think we all know the reason said tour would never ever ever ever happen. That reason is Mr. Justin Timberlake. I don't think he knows how many people he is disappointing, because he's over there in la-la land with J.Biel and Jay-Z and Beyonce living the life. So I would like to let him know.
Dear Justin, 
Hi. Remember me? I'm just one of the million fans who helped you get to where you are today. Do I like your new stuff? UHHH DUH. Did I enjoy your movies? UHHH DUH. (But mainly because I got to stare at your pretty self for 2 hours.)
But forget about all that shit. What we want is an NSYNC reunion tour. We all know that the rest of the guys are pro tour, so it's 100% you that is denying us of our dreams. 
If Jessica could find it in her heart to forgive you for being a man-whore, I KNOW that the guys will forgive you for not inviting them to your wedding. (But seriously, that was rude. RULLL rude.) 
I've now seen 98 Degrees and BSB (but don't worry, NSYNCer for life) at their reunion tours, and it just made me sad. I need some digital get down, just got paid, booty rockin in my life. 
We forgave you for your cornrow phase, I think we could forgive you for taking so long to do a reunion tour. Also, all of us are working girls now, so we could afford to pay the outrageously priced ticket that will accompany said tour. 
JUST GET IT TOGETHER. Until then, I'll keep watching my Live at Madison Square Garden DVD to hold me over.

things on thursday

If that's not a thing, I just made it one. I had a great idea for a post last night, but then we started watching Monster's University (I probably should not admit HOW we watched it for fear of someone arresting us) and it was over at 11pm and I don't really function after that time on a weeknight. So things it is!

Thing One: Guesssss who we are going to see tonight? I'll give you a hint. One band is dancing choreographed moves when they probably definitely should not be doing that still. One could sing to me all day with their smooth R&B yumminess. And one I don't really care much about, but they'll be fun to see. 

yuuuuup. Sing to me, Nick Lachey.

Thing Two: I cannot find a media cabinet that I like. Well, I'm sure I could find one if I felt like spending $2000 on something that is just going to SIT THERE. No thanks! The new TV is 63" wide, and what is under there right now is 32" wide - so it looks silly and ridiculous. Way off scale! Here's what I'm thinking.

Work with me here. This dresser is from Ikea and only $149. And it's solid pine...unlike most of their solid MDF crapola. I would take the first two drawers out and make that a shelf to house the componets and leave the bottom two drawers in. I'm not sure the color, but I am thinking yellow. Something needs to POP off that stone wall! I'll just add this to my list of projects that will never get done.

Thing Three: WHY IN THE WORLD is Erin Andrews invading Kelly & Michael right now?! I've discussed my hatred for her on here before (sorrrrry Erin!) and this is no way okay with me. NO WAY. Thank goodness Sandy Bullock is on, that sort of saves it. Did you know she goes by Sandy in real life? Now you do. Also, she speaks fluent German. WHO KNEW!? The woman keeps getting better and better. And she's teaching it to her adorable son Louis. Presh. Sandy also just admitted that she wears Spanks. Love ya, mean it.

Thing Four: Move over NORTS.

There's a new kid in town. If you are a runner, or you just like wearing Norts - go get these new Nikes. I don't even know if they are new. Just get them. They are even more comfortable than my Lulu ones. So yea - GO. Speaking of that, I guess I have to admit that I am now a runner. If you count Couch to 5K as a runner. 

Thing Five: We're currently planning this:

...to go see this pretty lady. Yes, WE, as in A and I. Because A and Glenncoco have struck a friendship that is just adorable. Unfortunately some news we got this morning has thrown a wrench into the planning, but as soon as we hear the timing of that news, we can book this trip. And yes, it's $400 cheaper to fly into ATL and rent a car to drive the 4 hours to Charlotte. WHY AIRLINES, WHY?!

Oh hey, remember that bachelorette part I touched on TWO months ago? I'll be recapping that with photos tomorrow.