pantie party

Like probably everyone in bloggity land, I like to online shop. Most of the time that consists of me putting a bunch of things in my cart/bag and then quickly exit out of the page before I buy it. Except this morning I did not do that and now I have three adorable shirts coming my way! If you've never shopped at Hazel & Olive, go now. And then just thank me later. 

One of the shops I frequent is Tobi. I've bought four things from there so far and have been really happy with the quality of the dresses and top I own. But every time I go through the new arrivals, I always do the little confused head tilt thing to a lot of the items. And I say to myself - "self, who buys these things? and where do they wear them?" It's all just very confusing. So of course what so I do? I blog about it so you can be confused with me. 

But first - put this song on and let sweet little JT serenade you. Sweet, sweet love. And then go backthatazzup.

What kind of bar (or club I guess) would I have to frequent to know that this outfit would be OK? And I'm sorry, but a zipper that goes ALL the way down the front is just asking for some frat star to bet someone to come up to you and unzip it. And let's face it, if you're wearing that out, you probably aren't wearing anything under it. 

Oh look, a bow! Oh wait, it covers NOTHING. I do not understand how girls wear bikini bottoms like this. Who wants a wedgie all day?

Let's go shopping! In my underwear!

I could maybe see someone wearing this top as a bikini top with a maxi skirt to go read on the beach. But homegirl doesn't look like she's going to the beach. Also, it seems that she is wearing underwear, too. Are these girls going to a pantie party?

Who styles these looks? Also, side butt must be the new side boob.

Don't mind me, just wearing a bra to pick up some hotties tonight.

If you wear things like this - sorry. But no, not sorry. Who are you and where do you go in things like this?

Moving on. This weekend we didn't have any plans until yesterday when I was emailing with my bestie friendie Alex and we decided that A and I should join her and Stephen in Shreveport. And since he woke her up with a text this morning that said "Happy Friday!...And I can't wait to meet your friends tonight" - I think we made the right decision! I haven't met him yet, so I am over the moon excited to spend a nice weekend with them. She's the best and she deserves the best, so I have to go make sure he's the best, of course. 

Most - ok ALL - of my crazy college stories involve Alex, so I'm sure I'll be back Monday with some shenans for y'all. Or probably just some really attractive pictures of us, like this one from her birthday a few years back. We're really cool people.