feel better soon whore

I'm not going to lie. I may have shed a tear or two when I thought I couldn't link up to this because the google search thingy didn't work for me. 

And then I realized how big of an idiot I am. This is a daily thing.

So I present to you...those weird people who google something and then go through all 3498609 pages. How ELSE could they have landed on my blog?!

1. The top search is boring - "put a bow on it blog" booooorrringggg
2. "mugged" + "my purse" - that's easy, comes from this post. I hope whoever found it learned that you should kick them in the balls.
3. "the best part of kissing" - UHM. bless your heart. 
4. "cleat chasers" - I may or may not have been one
5. "katherine webb necklace" - preeeeety sure I just called her a whore. I don't remember anything about a necklace
6. "feel better soon whore" - this makes me sound really mean. and I'm really confused as to where it led them
7. "bow stress ball" - clearly this led them to my stressed out post. but someone was actually looking for a bow shaped stress ball? wait, do they make those?
8. "coach purse making me nauseous" - I can't remember mentioning anything about coach. but this makes me laugh so hard because I think it's true
9. "foot popping kiss princess diaries" - well duh. sidenote - i'm starting tho think I should have changed the names of the guys. if you found this via twitter, sorry guys.
10. "cute names for college blogs" - JUST BECAUSE I LIKE BOWS DOESN'T MEAN I'M STILL IN COLLEGE. uhhh...
11. "love your short hair" - was someone trying to figure out a way to love their short hair? answer: put it in a pony tail until it grows. or blog about it and it will make you love it
12. "a woman is never too old to wear bows" - hey friend, I love you. hope you stayed around.
13. "www.puta.jped photo sex.com" WHAT WHAT WHAT?!

This was fun, and I can't stop crying because I am laughing so hard at everyone else's.