c'est la vie

I gotta house, with a window and doors. I'll show you mine, you show me yours.

What does that even mean? This song makes zero sense, yet I still know all the words. Is there a gameshow like "finish the lyrics" for just 90s songs? I WOULD DOMINATE. And bring back the girl bands, please. They were underrated. 

I have random thoughts on my head today, so what better way to share them than with some random letters to random things?

Dear week: I am so glad that in 8 hours, you will be history. I'm not quite sure how it's already Friday, but I'll take it. Driving to and from Baton Rouge twice combined with little sleep...I don't ever want to do that again. 

Dear A: Thanks for getting me those earplugs. You can snore all you want now, because with those babies I can't hear a thing. Except my alarm. How come it blocks out everything EXCEPT that. I would appreciate it if they blocked out that, too.

Dear Alexa: If I don't see you on g-chat next week, I might cry for real this time. Actually working is so not fun. 

Dear all you guys: I cannot say thank you enough for all of the sweet comments on my hair post! I'm used to the length now, I think it's just the bangs that are causing me to avoid all mirrors. But seriously, y'all are too much. But I like it! What I don't like? The 5 no-reply comments I got. Okay, 4 - one of them was my sister so I can just text her a response (speaking of, I truly believe that her comments are funnier than my posts. So if you ever want a laugh, just go try and find some.) but I can't text the other 4 that I don't know! So fix that, please?

Dear Kate Spade/Gap/C.Wonder: You guys are making it really hard to not shop so much online. STOP sending me all these sales emails! And then just get off ebates. I cannot resist a good sale + 5% back on ebates. I would appreciate if you could just leave me alone.

Dear Ryan Lochte: Thanks for the laughs! Your twitter has GOT to be the dumbest thing I've ever read, but I keep you on there because I just have to laugh at how stupid you are. Maybe if I was that dumb, they would give me a ton of money and a TV show, too? But seriously, thanks for going to Florida so I can laugh at them more, too.

Dear Brain: Thanks for screwing me over, I thought I had more to say than this.

Annnnd that's all, folks. We're house hunting again this weekend, so I'll probably be tweeting pissed off thoughts at how expensive everything is.